On the occasion of a recent birthday, my brother- and sister-in-law sent me the following adaptations of songs from the 1960s to make the celebration even more festive:
- Mrs Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker (Herman’s Hermits)
- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends (Ringo Starr)
- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? (Bee Gees)
- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face (Roberta Flack)
- I Can’t See Clearly Now (Johnny Nash)
- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver (Paul Simon)
- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom (The Commodores)
- Splish Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash (Bobby Darin)
- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts (Marvin Gaye)
- A Whiter Shade of Hair (Procol Harum)
- You Make Me Feel Like Napping (Leo Sayer)
- Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone (Temptations)
- Denture Queen (Abba)
- Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall (Tony Orlando)
- It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To (Leslie Gore)
- On the Commode Again (Willie Nelson)
Some of these are ‘oldies but goodies’ – like me – so I thought they were worth sharing – like me!
