Confused about the Economic Stimulus Payments coming our way? Join the club. Dave Barry offers these helpful thoughts:
What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Where will the government get this money?
So the government is giving me back my own money?
Only a smidgen.
What is the purpose of this payment?
You should use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set and stimulate the economy.
But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?